Jasmine: "No
matter what the species, men are men!"
Aladdin: "I'm
doing what I don't want to not do. Not what Jasmine wants me to
not want to do."
Iago: "Where
there's a genie's brain, there's space to rent."
Abis Mal:
"Forty-seven, forty-eight, forty-nine, forty-ten ... uh ... hmm
... Where was I?"
Aladdin: "Maybe if
I pull the right lever, some sort of passage will open up." Iago: "I've got nothing but confidence in you,
kid." Aladdin: "I've got a good feeling about that
middle lever." (He pulls it and the room starts
shaking.) Iago: "What kind of feeling was it?
Gas!?"
Iago: "Just
because it's all my fault does not mean it's all my
fault!"
Iago: "Don't you
get it Einstien? You're a has-been!" Frajhid [sp?] : "I may be a has-been, but I'm no
Einstien!"
Iago: "That was
smooth ... like sandpaper!"
Genie: "Good-bye,
Neptune's Kingdom! We'll miss you!" Iago: "Like a lobster misses melted
butter."
Genie: "Lady, I'm
taking you out! And I don't mean a dinner and a
movie."
Iago: "I tell you,
that Sadira's as shifty as a two-legged table!"
Genie: "Carpet!
You've been smashed flat!" Iago: "He's a carpet. He's always
flat."
Aladdin: "The
animals talk!" Genie: "You mean like Iago, or actual intelligent
conversation?"
Genie: "... Why do
we always have to breathe air? Let's try something different for
a change. Maybe let's breathe water ... or dirt ..."
Prince Uncouthma:
"By the tossing of this ancient cheese, I pledge my heart muscle
and all other vital organs to you."
Abis Mal: "Agrabah
will be built in one day ... show the Romans how it's
done."
Genie: "The bones
don't lie! They may joke about your weight, but they never
lie!"
Genie: "Evil
incarnate has left the building!"
Genie: "Imps! Why
did it have to be imps?!"
Frajhid: "I'm
melting ... melting ... Wow, what a weight loss
program!"
Genie: "A piece of
wood fish. Crudely concealed, it fears no predator."
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