How many VULCANS does
it take to change a light bulb ? Approximately One Point Zero Zero Zero Zero .......
How many BAJORANS does it take to change a light bulb ? The filthy Cardassians took our light bulb !
How many KLINGONS does it take to change a light bulb ? Burned out light bulbs have NO honor. And a true Klingon Warrior is not afraid
of the dark !
How many TRILLS does it take to change a light bulb ? Both of them.
How many BORG does it take to change a light bulb ? Light bulbs are irrelevant. Changing them is futile.
How many BETAZIODS does it take to change a light bulb ? I sense it has already changed.
How many ROMULANS does it take to change a light bulb ? We have been gone for a while, but we have returned to change it.
How many FEDERATION SHUTTLE PILOTS does it take to change a light bulb ?
Ooooops ! I dropped it !
How many Q's does it take to change a light bulb ? Here, now, wouldn't you rather have this supernova ?
How many ODO's does it take to change a light bulb ? I will change IN TO the light bulb.
How many TRIBBLES does it take to change a light bulb ? 1,561,772 .......uhh, 62.... ummm, 63 ...... 64 ......
How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb? Two: one to do it and the other to sell the broken one to an unsuspecting customer.
How many Betazoids does it take to change a light bulb? Two: one to do it and the other to moan "darkness, I sense darkness!"
How many Romulans does it take to change a light bulb? 2, one to change it and one to kill the other and take the credit.
How many Betazoids does it take to change a light bulb? No, no. no. The light bulb has to _want_ to change first.
How many first officers does it take to change a light bulb? Normally one, but if that is Riker it then it takes 2, Riker to pose while the
other changes the light bulb.
How many Fenengi does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to screw it in and another to sell tickets to watch.
How many DOCTOR McCOYS does it take to change a light bulb? "Dammit, Jim; I'm a DOCTOR, not an electrician!"
How many Trekkers does it take to change a light bulb ? Okay, so, y'know, like, in that episode where Spock gets attacked by those vomit
looking things, and, like, he starts doing weird stuff, like, he takes over the
ship and it gets Kirk really mad, so they find out that they can use this super-bright
light, but it was bogus, 'cause McCoy used the wrong kind of light, and it makes
Spock blind ,so, like......what kind of light bulb are you talking about ??
