A great Top Ten List by my buddy Primrose Boynton:
| 10 | When your captain welcomes the visiting Admiral aboard the ship, the Admiral rolls his eyes and mutters, "Whatever". |
| 9 | Tractor beam, medical staff, etc., doesn't arrive until Tuesday. |
| 8 | Your first officer requests a ship's counselor (hoping for Cmdr. Troi). Instead he gets a Ferengi who complains about his cousin Galah (sp?) whenever anyone tries to speak. |
| 7 | You pull up to spacedock and they won't let you in without the "Secret Password". |
| 6 | You explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilizations, boldly go where no one has gone before ... and nobody cares. |
| 5 | When you hang out on Risa, beautiful women in bikinis ignore you. |
| 4 | Every day personnel is flooded with requests to be transferred to Klingon cargo vessels. |
| 3 | When you look for phasers in the armory, you instead find bananas. |
| 2 | Q never visits. |
| 1 | You mention resistance and the Borg just laugh. |
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